Do I get a badge?

I did expect at least a little sympathy after sanding myself with the belt sander. All I was trying to do was unclog it by banging the belt. Yes, I probably should have turned it off first and avoided a sore hand – a German would certainly have turned it off.  So do I get sympathy? No; my helpful frau informs me that I am a candidate in waiting for a Darwin award. Does that mean I can have a badge?