It’ s been 5 months now, lets compare the pros and cons:
Germany: a carnivore’s paradise, clean streets, minimal public drunkenness, proper cycle paths, cheap beer, everyone eats cake at 4pm. Snow in winter, sun in summer, relatively small and crowded coastline but nice beaches, you’re only allowed ten BBQ a year or you get in trouble with the stasi, many pretty streets with various house styles, no pebbledash, people say what they mean, small talk discouraged, grossly excessive attention paid to asparagus.
Wales: public drunkeness , dirty streets, crap painted cycle paths on roads, everyone eats cake whenever they feel like it. Snow occasionally, sun occasionally, a huge coastline of beautiful beaches, as many BBQ’s as you want, lots of ugly, pebbledash housing, vegetarian food available but asparagus not worshipped, people often beat around the bush, small talk mandatory.
hmm, seems about even so far….